Piggy Bank Divests in Pennies

The Idiocracy gathered in Wichita over the holiday to save Elizabeth’s childhood piggy bank. It was bloated and had shuffled itself to a quiet corner years ago. We coaxed it out, hefted it onto the surgical platform, a kerchief soaked in anesthetic is held over the snout, and surgery begins!


Elizabeth & Allison’s childhood piggy bank is getting sleepy.


The surgeons arrive.


Removal of the obstruction.


Walt ponders the plug.


Patient tickling breaks up the penny load. Piggy comes through feeling a bit worthless inside, but we tell her those feelings are side-effects of the anesthetic.


Feed bucket of pennies: value @ $127


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