Piggy Bank Divests in Pennies
The Idiocracy gathered in Wichita over the holiday to save Elizabeth’s childhood piggy bank. It was bloated and had shuffled itself to a quiet corner years ago. We coaxed it out, hefted it onto the surgical platform, a kerchief soaked in anesthetic is held over the snout, and surgery begins!
Elizabeth & Allison’s childhood piggy bank is getting sleepy.
The surgeons arrive.
Removal of the obstruction.
Walt ponders the plug.
Patient tickling breaks up the penny load. Piggy comes through feeling a bit worthless inside, but we tell her those feelings are side-effects of the anesthetic.
Feed bucket of pennies: value @ $127